Kludgy Mom and do my own flip-offs...I mean, I flip stuff off for real on a daily basis, why wouldn't I give you guys the complied list? So here it goes....
To this ridiculous humidity...you make me wear a ridiculous "bun" in my hair every day and I sweat just going to the mailbox. It's gross. I'm sick of having perma-swass. Flip off!
To Nickelodeon...why in the mess is your programming wrong? The Tivo says, "Dora the Explorer" at 9:00 and 9:30. Then you play Spongebob instead? Eddie is fuming. Flip off.
To itunes...how much of Cort's time are you going to suck? Why can't you just nicely keep all one million hours of our music on our machines? All I want is to create a new work out mix for my shuffle. You suck so hard. Flip off times a million.
To the never ending pile of dishes in my sink. How are you possible? We run the dishwasher almost once a day? Why are we STILL washing dishes by hand too? One constant, never-ending flip off.
And finally, I can't end this post without flipping off PPD. You are annoying and stupid and a thief. While I am getting a handle on you, you are pissing me off by making my friends sad, depressed, and angry. You bring pain and hurt to good, beautiful people. And for that I not just flip you off, but I give you a good, hard kick in your behind too.
So that is all...for this week, anyway. Want more flip off's? Or possibly to enter your own? Hit up the blog-hop below...
Oh, and have a super, flip-off free weekend!