It's Friday. I have some things to flip-off. So why don't we begin....
Oh, but I need to give a big holla to my girl, Gigi, at Kludgy Mom for being the brilliance behind this Friday fun! So...HEY!
Next, I want to flip off our crashed motherboard. Thanks a lot for taking out our server. Now I can't back anything up and I am all sorts of nervous about losing things. Even though I probably won't. But I will worry nonetheless...because that is what I do.
While we are on the subject of technologically electronic whatnots that are supposed to make my life lovely, I would like to flip off my eye-fi card that my stupid computer refuses to find and therefore I had to do flip-offs tonight instead of the funny post about how my son ate a rubber spatula. I KNOW! Total flip-off because now you all have to wait to get that story. Oh, and the story about a plastic turd. See? You are all wishing you could read about eaten cookware and random fake poo, and you can't all because of my eye-fi card. FLIP OFF!
Um, there is also this nagging feeling inside me that I would like to flip-off. I am loving my jobs. Really. But now that I am gone so much? That feeling that had gone away all summer is creeping back in. Guilt. The mom fail feeling. I KNOW I am not a fail. My head KNOWS this. But my heart...that place that now belongs to my wee little boy? Is starting to ache. It's filling up with stabby, pointy, sharp things. Guilt is sharp. Did you know that? So I need to flip-off that guilt. And ask it to quit shanking my heart. Hmmm...that sounds like an Elton John song..."don't go shanking my heart....I won't go shanking your heart..."
Wait. What? What was I doing? Oh yeah...the flip-offs. (see? I need SLEEP people!)
So lastly I would like to flip-off my feet. Yes, my feet. I don't know what else to do about them. I exfoliate them. I lotion them. I scrub them. And they are STILL so dry and cracked that I stopped wearing sandals WAY too soon because I didn't want people to see my feet. SERIOUSLY! Why can't I have baby soft toes! Why do I look like I have hooves down there instead of lady feet? Honestly? FLIP OFF!!
Ok...that feels better. Very big weight off. Now? I need sleep so I don't die on my way into work in the morning.
Oh but wait! Check out the lovely and talented Momma Kiss for her flip-offs and a list of linky linkys to clicky clicky to read more Friday Flip-offs.
Happy weekend to you all. Get some sleep, will ya?